vocationaldeathchimera:

The Last Motherfucking Transcript Ever:

Bright: He’s gone… Orion… Even after defeating Monitor and the Ooze… I still couldn’t save… Anyone… but myself…

Krampus: Is she still there?

Monitor: Yes… She’s been there since her little break down.

Krampus: That’s no fun. She needs to participate… So I can feast on her corpse and soul.

Monitor: …

Krampus: So “Monitor” This is your true self? What exactly happened?

Monitor: … Bright happened. She was far more a challenge than I had calculated… And she cheap shotted me with the wrench.

Krampus: Oh, how rich. The Monitor being blind sided by a ‘chap’ shot. It doesn’t matter though. An agent’s directive is being initiated. They will all… DIE.

Monitor:…

Krampus: And they can’t do anything about it.

A young pony stands in her vacant white canvas. Today happens to be the day everyone dies. What will you do?

==> Neigh like a belligerent dolt and fuck your couch.