vocationaldeathchimera:

Fucking Transcript bitches.

That’s a horribly pointless and degrading act. And yet… The couch. It BECKONS.

THIS IS STUPID

HOOF’D. GRIST! ECHELADDER! BOONBUCKS! SWEET GEAR!

Oh, and power ups for the other players too.

Bright: Oooh, shiny!

Meanwhile…

Blight: Oh, what now? More darkness.

???: Blight. Welcome. You have reached. The Final Boss.

Blight: Oh, what? No stages for me?

???: That is correct. No game would challenge you. Or at least, any single game. Thus, I was created.

Blight: Wait… NO. You intend to kill us all.

Slenderman ???: Shhh.

Blight: There’s no point in me fighting. The others are fine… I’m useless. Go ahead and try to kill me. No one would miss me anyway.

Majora’s Mask ???: You bleed… Yet you don’t die. What is it… That keeps you alive?

Blight: It’s a secret.

Bright: Vanilla, that’s gotta be a power up if it’s in a hard to reach place!